Advice for the ladies

If you want someone who will bring you the paper
without first tearing it
apart to remove the sports section
Buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make a fool of
himself simply over the joy of
seeing you
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your
bed just to warm your
feet and whom you can push off if he snores
Buy a dog

But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will
never come when you
call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves
hair all over the place
walks all over you, runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and
sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is
solely to ensure his
happiness...
Then................
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Buy a cat!
(You thought I was talking about a man didn't you?) > >