luna park

14-09-07

You are Lebanese when...

You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English when speaking:
"Okay merci kteer, yalla bye!","Hiii kifak ¡ ca va ?"
You won't drive anything that's not a Mercedes, BMW, or Hummer.
You get plastic surgery at least once in your lifetime.
You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out.
You think you are better than everyone just because you are Lebanese.
You are so "class" while everyone else is "nawar".
You say you hate all Khaleejis but you'll go work in Saudi Arabia Or Dubai in a heartbeat.
Syrians are the butt of all jokes.
Your family "owns" at least one Sri Lankan servant.
You can't do anything in life unless you have a "wasta"(connections)
You have about 40 cousins.
You have at least one relative named George, Ali, Elie, Ahmad, Tony, Mahmoud or Hussein.
All your aunts want to hook you up with a guy/girl they know.
Family gatherings are filled with gossiping where the women hang out in the kitchen and the men sit and discuss politics.
You are constantly talking about the latest Hayfa Wehbe news.
You BOUGHT your driver's license.
You don't have a job but you drive an SUV and upgrade your cell Phone every month.
You only buy something if it is expensive enough, because the higher the price the better the quality, right?
Your aunt is always asking when she can belly dance at your wedding.
When you arrive at an airport you find like 20 relatives waiting to greet you.
You always curse Lebanese people when you are in Lebanon, but when you live abroad you only make Lebanese friends.
The men always fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You teach Westerners all the Lebanese swear words.
Your extended family is over your house all the time, discussing The latest family drama.
There is no such thing as quiet time.

gan tsippor....