Made me laugh!

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab and notices the

VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks why he is staring.

He replies, "I have a question to ask but don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.

When you're as old as I and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "

Let's see what we can do about that.

First, though, you have to be single, and, second, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver excitedly says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic! "

"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that made him blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, sister, I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."